| Western Humor Mug Hi Tech Redneck Glossary |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Hi-Tech Redneck Glossary going on-line --
reboot -- What you do when yer done scratchin' yer feet.
hardware -- Nuts, bolts, nails, screws, etc.
server -- That feller who doles out the beans.
spread sheet -- One way of fertilizin' a field.
point and click -- What happens when yer gun misfires.
cell phone -- What you use to make yer one call from prison.
3.5 inch floppy -- The droppin' of a really small cow.
microchip -- That same droppin' after it's been sittin' out in the sun for a spell.
hard drive -- A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt-out clutch. |
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| Western Humor Mug Old Cowboy Drinkin a Beer |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: I spent most of my money on beer and women; the rest I just wasted.
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| Western Humor Mug StarChucks Coffee |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Starchuck's Coffee "I'll have a half-caff, low-fat latte with nutmeg sprinkles and extra foam."
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| Western Humor Mug Bottoms Up |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Bottoms up!
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| Western Humor Mug Friends |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Friends come in all shapes and sizes!
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| Western Humor Mug Don't let the bull get you down! |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Don't let the bull get you down!
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: I'm not old...just well broke in! |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: I'm not old...just well broke in!
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: "Yup…think I'll brand 'bout a hundred doggies today!" |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: "Yup…think I'll brand 'bout a hundred doggies today!"
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: Top Ten Reasons |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Top Ten Reasons to Wear a Red Hat 10. It just goes so well with purple. 9. Forms an instant bond with other wild women. 8. Imparts a hint of scandal. 7. Matches that sassy new underwear. 6. Brings out the roses in one's cheeks. 5. It's a great accessory for that Oscar night outfit. 4. Makes bad hair days go "Poof!" 3. Must buy those red shoes to match. 2. Red is fiery, fierce and passionate. 1. Red Hat ladies get to wear whatever we want!
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: We can be whatever we give ourselves the power to be |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: We can be whatever we give ourselves the power to be
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: Animals are such agreeable friends |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Animals are such agreeable friends, they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: These are the Wonder Years... |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: These are the Wonder Years... Wonder where my car is parked??? Wonder where my sunglasses went??? Wonder what day this is???
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: God grant me the patience |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: God grant me the patience to change the men I can, the aim to shoot the men I can't, and the wisdom to know the difference.
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: The best and most beautiful things |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: We can do no great things-- |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: We can do no great things-- only small things with great love. Mother Teresa
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: Rise 'n' shine??? |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Rise 'n' shine??? I'm lucky just to crawl out of bed and glow ever so dimly!
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: Today's gonna be one helluva week! |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Today's gonna be one helluva week!
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: Courage, Strength and Freedom... The Spirit of America |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Courage, Strength and Freedom... The Spirit of America
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: THPFFPTPTTHPFFFFPPTTTTT!!! |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: THPFFPTPTTHPFFFFPPTTTTT!!! (Sometimes, that's all there is to say!)
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: Miracle Worker |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: Miracle Worker (Abra-friggin-cadabra!)
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| Western Humor Mug Verse: When life hands you a pile... |
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Decorative 12 oz. ceramic mugs come in sturdy designed boxes that make gift wrapping and mailing easy! Dishwasher and microwave safe, designer coffee mugs are fun to collect or give away.
Mug Verse: When life hands you a pile... Spread it on your tomato patch! for growth!
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